COLIN POWELL APPLIES TO JOIN COUNCIL OF ELROND

 

Elf eyebrow ability cited as major qualification

 

Powell’s attempts to cover his ears have done little to hide his eyebrows.

Photo: Boston Globe

 

Powell and Elrond: separated at birth?

 

 

 

    WASHINGTON – During a major United Nations Security Council meeting last week, the major question on everyone’s mind was: is Colin Powell actually an elf?

    A spokesman for the State Department has confirmed reports that Powell may soon move from offices from the White House into Rivendell, where…