COLIN POWELL APPLIES TO JOIN COUNCIL OF ELROND
Elf eyebrow ability cited as major qualification
Powell’s attempts to cover his ears have done little to hide his eyebrows.
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Powell and Elrond: separated at birth?
WASHINGTON – During a major United Nations Security Council meeting last week, the major question on everyone’s mind was: is Colin Powell actually an elf?
A spokesman for the State Department has confirmed reports that Powell may soon move from offices from the White House into Rivendell, where…